- relatives: any boyfriends?
- me: no
- typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
- what the box says: serves four
- what it means: serves me
gpoy
(via thisboythatgirl)
J. K. Trolling
(via to-days-of-inspiration)
REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES”
REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE”
REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS”
REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED”
REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE”
REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”
(via to-days-of-inspiration)
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
(Source: slimed, via to-days-of-inspiration)
- Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
- Middle School: I love my group of friends!
- High School: What are friends
(Source: maxfuckingbemis, via thatfunnyblog)
Rules of a fort
- no farting
- no sex
- no pooping.
- no penguin sex either, damnit
- no mehhh.
- no refusing mehhh.
- no calling it a tent
- merp. always.
- *talking to guy you like*
- me: do you know how many babies we have on the sims?
- him:
- me:
- him:
- me:
- him:
- me: we have 7, the answer was 7
About:
Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.







